While surfing for porn, I came across a long, full story by Derpixon .
Funny! And hits so many of my nerd/geek spots while wanking.
Head over to PornHub for the movie!
One and 1/2 Tits. More when I find more from this creator!
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Search of the day: Skyrim
I play video games. I am addicted to Skyrim, but it is easy to do. So…
I looked and found many Skyrim videos. This one was a really good example.
I give it just one tit because of the quality, but I give the ability to use the Elder Scrolls:Skyrim engine for porn a full Two Tits.
Edit:
I found another Skyrim video that was much better. And in French.
http://www.xvideos.com/video4565110/sexy_skyrim
And another one… It’s like people like wanking to Skyrim or something.
3D animated loops
This is a great thing I stumbled upon. It is almost 1/2 an hour of animated loops set to some hard-pounding music and the sounds of a woman having a good time. I have no idea why it is called Alien Sex animated Cartoon, other than many of the scenes have a Sci-Fi feel to them. Check it out!
I give this 1 and 1/2 tits!
The Princess has Come of Age
I have a like of animated porn. It is pure fantasy at that point and little details like gravity and impossible size differentials don’t matter. This video is one of those that really come into that suspension of disbelief.
Commonly called, ‘Princess comes of age’, and various versions, this is a well animated, 3D vignette video with one central character, the Princess, and her… suitors. It is a cross-species, cross-phylum, cross…everything romp that makes sure that the main character is stuffed full of as much cock in all of her holes as we, the audience can handle, and then some.
The full video is about 45 minutes long, though you can find segments scattered throughout the free porn sites from the Plant and Gnome sections easily. I have tried to hunt down the people who have made it, but it is only listed as “The Princess Comes of Age Team” at the end of the video. I think it has been available since 2005.
This gets 1 and 1/2 Tits from me because of the inventiveness of the idea, not a full 2 Tits because each of the vignettes has just about the same rhythm and approach to getting our main character fucked.