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Adam and Eve still exist!

Adult toys including lube and two vibrators

Adam and Eve products sent to the web mistress

When I was growing up, the porn I had access to included purloined Playboys and the printed ads for mail-order smut shops.  Most of the pictures were of ‘personal massagers’ and a few really bad cover pics of the blue pages they sold.  For a teenager before the internet, you used what you could find.  Imagination can leap off of the damndest things…

Ahem.

A Patron for one of my other sites asked if I could use anything for my toy box.  I considered the question and asked for some toy-safe lube.  They purchased some for me through Adam and Eve and I received it in a very short period of time.

I have known about Adam and Eve for quite some time, but I have not had an opportunity to search them out recently. I must say, I was impressed with both the discrete packaging(modern shipping bags are very close to brown paper wrapped packages), and that they sent free items with the ordered thing.  And, even though I will not show it here, the toy rocked my socks.

Adam and Eve gets two full, bouncy tits!

(Now to find out how to become an affiliate…)

Laws are there to suppress our Porn

I was going through my newsfeed this morning and found an article that may or may not effect myself and you, my viewer.  The article goes through laws that make artwork, and the possession of that artwork, a crime.

Daily Dot’s Article

This is not just disturbing, it cuts through most of what I know of for artistic, as well as fap-worthy, stuff I like to look at.

Negative Tits on this one!

Search of the day : Trees

Yea.  About that.  I get tired searching for ‘blonde’ or ‘ass’ or ‘Macgillicudy’, so I try different things to see what comes up.

 

Today, I did TREE.  Yup.  And one of the first things that came up was an animated feature I have already reviewed, “A Princess Comes of Age“.   But, a few links down on my search engine, I found a clip that intrigued me.

 

There is a movie out there I need to find in it’s entirety that is based on ‘Alice in Wonderland‘.  The 5 minute clip I found, under some very unfortunate and misleading metadata words, is an animated porn, and does not stoop too badly to incorporate the sex into the story, what there is of it.

I wanted to get this up as soon as I could so that I could go back and see if I could find the whole movie at some point.  The clip is good, about 1 Tit, but would be better if it had less looping of the action and a money shot.

Edit:  Found it, kinda!  It is from 2011 and is out of print already.  Boo.  But this is the distributor for ‘Alice in Wonderland: A XXX 3D Animation Parody‘ by the Hentai studio Adult Source Media and they list it for about $us40.00.

Be aware, some of the links may not work – Porn Parody dot Com does not exist any longer.

Search of the day: Skyrim

I play video games.  I am addicted to Skyrim, but it is easy to do.  So…

 

I looked and found many Skyrim videos.  This one was a really good example.

 

Skyrim Porn

I give it just one tit because of the quality, but I give the ability to use the Elder Scrolls:Skyrim engine for porn a full Two Tits.

 

Edit:

I found another Skyrim video that was much better.  And in French.

http://www.xvideos.com/video4565110/sexy_skyrim

 

And another one…  It’s like people like wanking to Skyrim or something.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=907126014

Search of the day – Xena

Looking for something that was a little more… barbarian, I put ‘Xena’ into the search engine.

Some links were disappointing, including a Japanese Hentai hat had NOTHING to do with the Xena I was looking for.  Luckily I found one that wasn’t too bad.

Very little story, but o.k. body doubles for Xena and Hercules and some good fucking.  It includes some reasonable blowjob action and ass play.

http://www.xvideos.com/video4243389/xena_warrior_princess_xxx-_xena_give_hercules_what_he_needs..so_ass

 

I give this one and 1/2 tits.

A rant about porn

This is a small rant about the available porn that is out there on the internet, on DVD’s and in magazines.

I like BdSm, but it seems to me that almost all porn has elements of humiliation, rape and degradation in it.  It is almost expected to have the woman get called something such as ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ during the video, or have it in the title, especially on clip sites.  They are forced into doing something in many videos or pictures that looks possibly dangerous, regardless of what they do or say to the person, or people, with them.  This is not just a trend that is recent.  It is a full-scale marketing norm that seems to be part of the everyday thought processes of those who produce the porn available to us.

Why do most of the strong women in fantasy porn, such as Lara Croft, have to be portrayed as being raped?  There are few Amazon clips I have seen that do not have the women being overpowered and fucked senseless, just to be left in a pool of cum.  The strong women are put into submissive positions, and a sense of Stockholm Syndrome comes across as they seem to relish their forced position.

Considering there are ‘women oriented’ films out there, I know there are more female porn watchers than just me.  I will willingly watch anything from Candida Royale, but you cannot really find much more than that in more than a hit-or-miss way.  Try finding it and it will most likely be called Chick-Clips or something similar.  The classifications for the media out there is done by men, who are the predominant users of porn.  But the use of degrading terms that turn most women off are what are used most.  How can things be classified so that it is more accurate, and less degrading?

Does the inclusion of forceable sex make the newer, younger watchers expect that to be the norm for all sexual interactions?  With the rape culture growing, is is the porn that is so very easily available what is pushing the mentality?  From the well publicized rape and coverup from Steubenville or Notre Dame or any number of places almost every month for the last ten years, the only thing that can be concluded is that the men involved did not have the example of anything other than violence when they want to have sex.

The way women are treated online in other ways is also shameful.  From Geek Girls being threatened with rape and murder for being who they are to the celebrities who are that just because they have fucked so many women they cannot keep track, the underlying theme is that women are there to be fucked, not taken seriously.

Don’t even get me started on ‘non-conforming aesthetics’ in the gender roles.

 

3D animated loops

This is a great thing I stumbled upon.  It is almost 1/2 an hour of animated loops set to some hard-pounding music and the sounds of a woman having a good time.  I have no idea why it is called Alien Sex animated Cartoon, other than many of the scenes have a Sci-Fi feel to them.  Check it out!

Alien Sex animated Cartoon

I give this 1 and 1/2 tits!

Playlists

I love it when I find out a tip about getting my porn.  I recent found out that PornHub has play lists that other people have put together.  One nice thing about this is, if you are looking for a type of porn, these randy people have already put together compilations that are similar.

 

If you have been paying attention, I like cartoon and 3D animation porn.  A good playist I found up on PornHub is one just labeled Hentai.  Explore this feature and see what other perverts have put together for you to wank to.